Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Someone Loves His Job

I started laughing aloud in the deoderant aisle at Target yesterday. I was looking at the selection of gels and solids for men because, as posted earlier, my fourth-grader has determined he has surpassed the sweat tolerance threshold and needs it.

I was looking at Old Spice deoderant and saw that available scents include:
Swagger
After Hours
Showtime
I'd love to know how sales are going on those items. Honestly, if you saw Old Spice Swagger in a friend's bathroom, would you ever quit teasing him? Never. You can almost hear the low-budget porn music in the background as you lift the cap. chick a bow bow

If sales dwindle, perhaps they can come out with a woman's line. Might I suggest naming the scent Strut...or maybe Baby's Mama?

5 comments:

Bike Bubba said...

Maybe you could suggest "bathing" as a way to keep the smells at bay.

And the bad rep. of men's fragrances has a long history....I remember joking that Brut was soon going to come in the convenient 2 liter bottle, for those who choose to bathe in it instead of water.

chickabowwow....

thismngardener said...

LOL

inklenaomi said...

It's.... Showtime! I can just see the vegas style lights and hear the background music coming from.... the bathroom!
If that doesn't throw open the closet door, what will?

Naomi

inklenaomi said...

it's been a month Cathy, don't make us come and duct tape you to your computer :-)

inklemama

Guitarman said...

My dad actually owned a bottle of High Karate. In lighter moment in another era (40 years ago) he put some on, then proceeded to do karate air kicks around the house. Ahhh the memories! And ewww the smells!