I'm Not Sure The Elves Still Make Those...

The Governor and I were discussing Christmas the other day, and I suggested he start thinking about a wish list for Santa. He started spouting off various caliber rifles he'd like to own. I told him, "No guns." He paused and said

"Okay. I'd like a Sparrow missile."

And just what would you mount it on? Your bike?

"I guess I'll just have to get an F-4 Phantom jet too."

I'm not giving up my garage stall.